Tag: Humor
DON’T STROLL THROUGH THE SWAMP
“You’re gonna regret it!” I waved away the warning without turning around. What was to regret? I took the shortcut. I … More
Jesus is watching you
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in … More
The Red Sea
I thought this was so cute!
Mousercise
Attitude is Transformed by Understanding « Story of the Day–climbinghigher
Attitude is Transformed by Understanding « Story of the Day–climbinghigher. You’ve just gotta love this message. Cute, full of wisdom, … More
Do you remember when? If you don’t, you missed a lot!
How’s This For Nostalgia? Do you remember when….. All the girls had ugly gym uniforms? And wore tennis shoes, not … More
Cajun Sign — When Reality Sucks, Add Humor
Reverend Boudreaux was the part-time pastor of the local Cajun Baptist Church, and Pastor Thibodaux was the minister of the Covenant Church … More
A.A.A.D.D. (Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder)
A.A.A.D.D.. KNOW THE SYMPTOMS! Thank goodness there’s a name for this disorder. Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how … More
Things I learned living in the South
THINGS I LEARNED LIVING IN THE SOUTH… A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of … More
Dogs just like to have fun
Dog Gone (Click to view this video)
Don’t be angry . . .
Every sixty seconds you spend angry, upset or mad, is a full minute of happiness you’ll never get back . … More
Just saying “hi”
The woodpecker
The woodpecker may have to go!
The Amazing Pet
A man went into a pet shop and told the owner that he wanted to buy a pet. But, he didn’t … More
A Rare Book
A Rare Book collector of rare books ran into an acquaintance who told him he had just thrown away an … More
Turkey Shootin’
Shot my first turkey yesterday. Scared everyone in the frozen food section… It was awesome !!!
Implements of Math Destruction
At New York’s Kennedy airport today an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to … More
A Really Bad Day
The following is seen in a Florida newspaper: Ever had a day like this? A man was working on his … More
The dachshund in the jungle
A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful pet dachshund along for company. … More
Women gain weight because . . .
With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information & wisdom in our heads that when there is … More
The Green Thing
In the line at the store, the cashier told an older woman that she should bring her own grocery bags … More
The Christian Horse
There’s this guy who had been lost and walking in the desert for about 2 weeks. One hot day, … More
The Swearing Parrot
One day an elderly pastor confides in his parishioners that he’s feeling a bit lonely and depressed. So one of … More
Help Wanted
A sign was hung in an office window. It read: Help wanted. Must type 70 words a minute. Must be … More
The price of gas
This page is NOT made to imply that gasoline is cheap; it just illustrates how outrageously priced, all things … More
The Lord is My Shepherd
A Sunday School teacher decided to have her 2 nd grade class memorize Psalm 23, one of the most quoted … More
I Don’t Want To Go To Church!
A mother went to wake her son for church one Sunday morning. When she knocked on his door, he said, … More
The Christian Barber
There was a barber that thought that he should share his faith with his customers more than he had … More
Saying the Right Thing is Priceless
Jack wakes up at home with a huge hangover he can’t believe. He forces himself to open his eyes, and … More
Dog Humor
A Christian couple wanted to get a family pet. They felt it important to own a Christian trained pet. So, … More
The cross-eyed bear named Gladly
A child came home from Sunday School and told his mother that he had learned a new song about a … More
The Thunderstorm
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to … More
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won’t realize: that he must first deal with the … More
Letter from Camp
Letter from Camp Dear Mom and Dad, Our scoutmaster told us to write to our parents in case you saw … More
Forrest Gump Dies and Goes to Heaven
The day finally arrived. Forrest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. … More
Jesus, Satan, and their Computers
This is one of the best jokes I’ve seen in awhile! Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument … More
Shirley Goodnest and Marcy
Shirley & Marcy A mother was concerned about her kindergarten son walking to school. He didn’t want his mother to … More
Pearls of Wisdom
A young lady confidently walked around the room while leading and explaining stress management to an audience; with a raised … More